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Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?
Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions
A+ Father
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i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing
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today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
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Cosmo Sex Tip #156: Before you go down on her look in her in the eyes and say “Let’s open this fucking pit up.”
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
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Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.
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just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007
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Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans.
Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!
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why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users.
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