why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
how the fuck…..
i reblogged this while watching it